earthmate

A person that you have had multiple lifetimes with here on the earth plain. They are most often a significant other or sexual partner that you are extremely compatible with.

We have spent several lifetimes on earth together. She is my earthmate and our connection is unlike anything I've ever experienced before.

by p mammen April 25, 2011

earthman

1) a hero, a god, a wonder of the world, the man of the earth, superior to everyone/everything ever invented

You wish you were perfect, you edvard. Who do you think you are, an earthman?

by gje January 7, 2005

Earthbattler

Anyone that works digging holes, used to make the job seem equal to or more important than other difficult or dangerous jobs.

Woman 1 "My son is a firefighter."
Woman 2 "Well my son is an Earthbattler."

by DJZombieApe April 20, 2015

earthalene

An old ugly person, nasty attitude,upset bitchy person.

My mom was very earthalene

by Tilabeez December 27, 2017

earthster

A hipster that is equally earthy and hipster. They wear flannels, listen to Woody Guthrie, and plant things. This can be a person connected to the upper eschelon of "hipster" that just likes gardening and changing the world through love of mother earth and folk music. Or it can be a displaced hipster living in a rural setting. In short, they still ride fixies, but they live on (or plant) farms.

Hey, check out that group of earthsters planting that garden down the block.

or
After practicing a sparce rendition of "Old Dan Tucker," Owen decided to water plants in his sustainable garden. Owen then became the embodiment of earthster.

by purplearmadillo July 3, 2009

waterboard earthmove

when you sit on your boyfriends face. At the point of orgasm you lock him in with your thighs, hold his nose and pee in his mouth while he tries to breathe. His flailing around the bed cause the earth to appear to move.

girl one : I totally gave that guy a waterboard earthmove last week.
girl two: Your my hero.

by Dr rainbowsparkles July 24, 2011

EARTHFAKE

That moment of thinking (especially in places like the Bay Area) that an earthquake is happening, when really is just something else, for instance the rumble of a train.

Man, that Earthfake at 2 AM really got to me!

by rosecheval February 12, 2017