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earthster 

A hipster that is equally earthy and hipster. They wear flannels, listen to Woody Guthrie, and plant things. This can be a person connected to the upper eschelon of "hipster" that just likes gardening and changing the world through love of mother earth and folk music. Or it can be a displaced hipster living in a rural setting. In short, they still ride fixies, but they live on (or plant) farms.
Hey, check out that group of earthsters planting that garden down the block.

or
After practicing a sparce rendition of "Old Dan Tucker," Owen decided to water plants in his sustainable garden. Owen then became the embodiment of earthster.
earthster by purplearmadillo July 3, 2009
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Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.
Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Flat Earther 

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.
Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.
Flat Earther by Sur7 January 25, 2019

Flat Earther 

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.
Flat Earther by FrogBoot May 5, 2018

Flat Earther 

Guy1: That guys a flat earther.
Guy2: You mean a dumb ass
Flat Earther by Skin Ne Penis February 22, 2018

Flat Earther 

Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.
I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.
Flat Earther by Gatch Attack July 22, 2017

Cunt Earther 

A misanthrope that believes the Earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up. The humans are like giant dildos
Jim: The world is flat
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point
Cunt Earther by Fuckhead Farley December 12, 2021