A hipster that is equally earthy and hipster. They wear flannels, listen to Woody Guthrie, and plant things. This can be a person connected to the upper eschelon of "hipster" that just likes gardening and changing the world through love of mother earth and folk music. Or it can be a displaced hipster living in a rural setting. In short, they still ride fixies, but they live on (or plant) farms.
Hey, check out that group of earthsters planting that garden down the block.
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After practicing a sparce rendition of "Old Dan Tucker," Owen decided to water plants in his sustainable garden. Owen then became the embodiment of earthster.
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After practicing a sparce rendition of "Old Dan Tucker," Owen decided to water plants in his sustainable garden. Owen then became the embodiment of earthster.
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One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.
Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?
Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.
Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.
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Get the Flat Earther mug.Someone who not only believes the Earth is flat, but will also claim any argument against their theory is government propaganda.
I hear Bob is a Flat Earther. We should send Bob up into space so he can get a harsh dose of reality.
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Jim: The world is flat
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point
Tom: Wrong, the world is round, science proves this
Scott: You're both wrong. I'm a Cunt Earther
Jim: What's a cunt earther?
Scott: I believe the earth is shaped like a giant pussy, because the human race keeps fucking it up
Tom: You know, you actually have a point
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