Edvard

Edvard is the guy with 2 mm slak penis but grows 3000% when erect wich makes him very dangerous because he can crush you with his big dong if you arouse him.

is that edvard?

Yes dont make him horny, it will crush you.

by slimsuedi October 1, 2019

Edvard

Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.

"I met the perfect man!"
"Edvard?"
"Of course! Who else?!"
"You are blessed!"

by Jaydeeos November 19, 2011

Edvard

Probably the most handsome person you will ever meet, Edvard is sexy, buff, smart and all-around amazing.

Is that Edvard over there?
Ofc who else could such a handsome person be?

by ogabogabooo June 28, 2020

Edvard

A dumbass who never gets his shit together but cares for others and helps when needed.

Omg is that edvard?
Yeah, but he's ok.

by Ushqjxis September 4, 2017

Edvard

A guy who gets his sister hardly fucked by Nicolai, he also has a massive head and likes to stikk a cucumber in the ass

Oohh look at that ugly edvard!

by UnknownHackerUSA123 November 7, 2022

Eduardo Squidwardo

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019

George-Yogi Bear-Edwards

A loveable mormon with integrity and values.

Woah man, you're like a modern day George-Yogi Bear-Edwards when you refuse alcohol and stand up for justice!

by George-Yogi Bear-Edwards January 16, 2010