coligan

1) (n.) A severely complex oxymoron. One who has a innummerable body mass, yet, simply cannot pound the slightest bit of beer without passing out simultanously. Often this creature talks way too much trash to make him/herself feel better, will try to get with any person who has two legs and fail miserably, and is striving to earn an associate degree at a highly credible community college ( sarcasm ).

2) a worthless piece of shit

"Im fat and gay, or am I," said the wise coligan.

by gje January 10, 2005

jardel

1) (n.) one who makes a public sexual advance on gnomes or smurfs, whether or not the object is willing. Often, a jardel has a small penis and instantly denies any wrong-doing.

The crime rate in the homosexual community of Juneau has skyrocketed due to the constant emergence of jardels.

by gje January 09, 2005

earthman

1) a hero, a god, a wonder of the world, the man of the earth, superior to everyone/everything ever invented

You wish you were perfect, you edvard. Who do you think you are, an earthman?

by gje January 08, 2005