coligan

1) (n.) A severely complex oxymoron. One who has a innummerable body mass, yet, simply cannot pound the slightest bit of beer without passing out simultanously. Often this creature talks way too much trash to make him/herself feel better, will try to get with any person who has two legs and fail miserably, and is striving to earn an associate degree at a highly credible community college ( sarcasm ).

2) a worthless piece of shit
"Im fat and gay, or am I," said the wise coligan.
by gje January 09, 2005
mugGet the coliganmug.

earthman

1) a hero, a god, a wonder of the world, the man of the earth, superior to everyone/everything ever invented
You wish you were perfect, you edvard. Who do you think you are, an earthman?
by gje January 07, 2005
mugGet the earthmanmug.

jardel

1) (n.) one who makes a public sexual advance on gnomes or smurfs, whether or not the object is willing. Often, a jardel has a small penis and instantly denies any wrong-doing.
The crime rate in the homosexual community of Juneau has skyrocketed due to the constant emergence of jardels.
by gje January 08, 2005
mugGet the jardelmug.