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earslugs by midnightplant August 25, 2021
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(pl.) Probably one of the best college accessories you can buy. Once they're in your ears, you're able to focus on your homework/exam/whatever without being distracted by outside noise, be it coughing, sniffling or small talk. Seriously, at least try taking an exam with them in. You can thumbs-up the definition later.
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Musical Earplugs
What you put to listen to your favourite song in your mind when someone is talking to much and you want to block them out. Note: These are not headphones. People can see headphones. This are imaginary. USE WITH CAUTION!
Tori was talking to much so I just put in my Musical Earplugs and nodded along to the music. The funny thing is that she thought I was a agreeing with her; the annoying thing is that this encouraged her to KEEP TALKING!
Musical Earplugs by CyberIxie February 28, 2010
Bullshit Earplugs
- noun
Soft, pliable material inserted into ones ears to protect them from the harmful rays of UV bullshit.
Soft, pliable material inserted into ones ears to protect them from the harmful rays of UV bullshit.
Jack: Hey, Johnny, did you know that-
Johnny: O shit, better put on my bullshit earplugs *puts them on*
Jack: *Incoherent gibberish*
Johnny: Sorry, could you repeat that, without the bullshit?
Johnny: O shit, better put on my bullshit earplugs *puts them on*
Jack: *Incoherent gibberish*
Johnny: Sorry, could you repeat that, without the bullshit?
Bullshit Earplugs by ImmaBBoreDDude July 13, 2010
Sturley earplugs
when you are receiving oral sex and you are about to climax take your schlong out and cum on your hands. then slap your hands on your partners ears so they cant hear.
Sturley earplugs by harro dero April 8, 2007
earplugs in
I can’t hear you
The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel
The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel
Dr. Anna: You are now in the range of Type II Diabetes. You are considered well-managed.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.
earplugs in by williet hughnot September 2, 2023
crusty earplugs
crusty earplugs by Killingmyself69 December 21, 2016