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"niggas be so earsey nowadays" could be a fictional story.
earsey by cockslaps64 April 17, 2022
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like a "nosy" thing, except... earsy... meaning, you're an eavesdropper.
ronoldo, you're quite the earsy fellow to listen in on emilys and dianes conversation like that.
earsy by Hilzey October 6, 2009
Earley is named after the great Jarrod Earley, pioneer of our times. To do an Earley means to faint or pass out in order to get yourself out of a tricky situation, most commonly an exam, but could be any random situation
Jessam: Damn, how gay was that Maths Methods exam? I completed only 58.07% of the questions and spent 13.91% of my time drawing pictures of gender-specific houses!
Jordy: Geez girl I know! I was seriously considering doing an Earley to get myself out of there!
Jessam: I feel you. Maths Party at mine?
Jordy: Fer Sure
Earley by Jzm August 4, 2007
The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.
Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."
earsex by recipher August 27, 2005

Earserved 

To observe with your ears. To listen.
Tori: Have you not observed the emo song?
Tori: Ehh..I mean..observed with your ears..
Tori:..listened to.
Izzy: Earserved.
Tori: Yes
Earserved by spinme August 14, 2007
To verbally assault someone until they are mentally distraught.
I am going to earse you, And I'm going to keep earseing you because you are very disrespectful.
Earse by Me A Smart Ass June 18, 2021