earpies 

A condition featuring a late blooming child with an inability to close his mouth. Side effects include uncontrollable eyebrow movement and a crazy eye.

"Close your mouth...theres red gatorade all over your teeth!"

"I CAN'T! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY LOGIC!" (Shouted)

"You might want to go to the clinic and get tested for the earpies"

earpies by 270 andy May 21, 2009

Earpiss 

The never ending bollocks that comes out of children’s mouths. Can also be used for people when they wang on about sports.

Peter would not stop talking about football, it was constant earpiss.

Earpiss by XavierSambuca September 2, 2023

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience 

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"

Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience by EllisJ September 8, 2021

earliest pipe 

Morning wood, hard erection in the morning, very common with birds

Yo dude, did you see that birds earliest pipe.

earliest pipe by Plumber Mario February 13, 2018

Earyies 

Truest in the MF game

We hit ah lick and Earyies ain’t snitch

Earyies by youwannagummybear November 21, 2021

Earyies 

Truest in the MF game

We hit ah lick and Earyies ain’t snitch.

Earyies by youwannagummybear November 21, 2021

earliestly 

Something that is earliest, be it a person or an object.

"I arrived to work earliestly."

earliestly by A Random Fellow April 17, 2022