Earpiss 

The never ending bollocks that comes out of children’s mouths. Can also be used for people when they wang on about sports.

Peter would not stop talking about football, it was constant earpiss.

Earpiss by XavierSambuca September 2, 2023

earpussy 

Slang for one's ear, when it is recieving a masssive load from the pure excellence of the sound of a musician/band.

Tenacious D will cum in your earpussy.

earpussy by Megan D January 12, 2008

earpies 

A condition featuring a late blooming child with an inability to close his mouth. Side effects include uncontrollable eyebrow movement and a crazy eye.

"Close your mouth...theres red gatorade all over your teeth!"

"I CAN'T! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY LOGIC!" (Shouted)

"You might want to go to the clinic and get tested for the earpies"

earpies by 270 andy May 21, 2009