Doofus, bafoon, oaf, goofy, dork, dummy, not funny, incompetent. Dude's an earp! Someone who tries to be funny and fails. A (preferably delayed) response after someone uses a tired old joke or fails at being funny. Stretching word length and rising pitch also important when used (like a frog croaking).

Amber says "I hate these meetings they're soo long". Andy "That's what she said" Room is quiet and awkward. Alex chimes in "EARP!"

Earp by darkhorse68 November 10, 2015

Earp-show

urp shoh noun: The nickname of someone who's behavior is to the liking of Wyatt Earp when they become intoxicated.

Earp-show just got into town, make sure to lock up your daughters.

Earp-show by chilllaxin October 15, 2011

Reagan Earp

She is bad ass who doesn't care what people think of her. She can be mean and heartless at time but can also be nice. She can be a bitch every now and then but she'll be your bitch. She has a hell of a temper. She has some great anger issues. She can make you mad vary easily. But in the end you end up loving her.

Reagan Earp is a total bitch.

Reagan Earp by Nope12 December 16, 2014

Wyatt Earp

the act of finger banging 2 girls at once while you have your arms crossed at your chest, like you're shooting two guns cross armed

I was Wyatt Earp'ing these girls last night.

Wyatt Earp by hoorns August 15, 2008

Wyatt Earp

The act of a white male ejaculating really fast and accurately onto all the females in the room at lighting speed like the gunslinger Wyatt Earp.

Bill: Did u hear what Jackson did at my Christmas party?

James: yes, did indeed he pulled a Wyatt Earp and ejaculated all over everyone at the party he even hit my 5 year old sister.

Wyatt Earp by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026