early riser
Someone that get up early in the morning is an early riser. Most folks like to sleep in 'til about 7:30am but your early riser will be up at the crack of dawn.
early riser by Poppy and Leon October 6, 2006
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early riser
My roommate was an early riser this morning, and he threw his goddamn tissue in my garbage and didn't clean it out.
Damn it Dan, im trying to sleep, go be an early riser in the bathroom.
Damn it Dan, im trying to sleep, go be an early riser in the bathroom.
early riser by charlie and the unicorns December 16, 2008
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early riser
A woman who has to put forth extra effort in order to look good; not a natural beauty; needs several layers of makeup and hair products in order to come across as attractive to men
When I brought Kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.
early riser by Fast Bobby June 6, 2004
Early Riser
a 17 or 18-year-old woman who has decided to be child-free and unmarried for life, focusing only on work.
People thought she was a lesbian but she's really just an early riser. I see her with different guys all the time.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.
Calling herself an early riser is complete BS. By the time she's 28, she'll be married with two kids.
Most of the girls in college are gonna be early risers and risers. They got brainwashed by feminists and leftist professors.
Early Riser by RR Hood July 17, 2023
Early morning riser
I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.
Early morning riser by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016
Early to bed, early to rise
American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.
After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.
Early to bed, early to rise by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
Earl Rider
A derogatory term to define an individual who specifically is a strong believer in devoting their mind, body, and soul towards the pleasing of their idol. They will do anything for their idol, and are extremely attached to their idol, whether or not the person enjoys their presence at all.
Earl Rider by _Diesel_ November 11, 2016
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"