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earfucking 

Orgasmic feeling supposedly produced by a musician playing a zurna directly into someone else's ear. The zurna is a type of shrill keyless oboe played mostly in the Balkans in traditional folk music and many zurna players are deaf as a result of the instrument being played directly into their ears.
If you go to the (former Yugoslav republic of) Macedonia, you may see some earfucking going on in the villages where ensembles play traditional music.
earfucking by pentozali January 19, 2014
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earjacking 

Eavesdropping on a conversation that you have no business hearing.
Bob totally earjacked my conversation with Susie and now everyone knows I got a boob job.
earjacking by chaniqua July 8, 2005

eyefucking 

When you and someone else are looking at each other like you want to have wild sex.
This guy and I were eyefucking for 20 minutes before he had the guts to come over and talk to me.
eyefucking by Brandy Day September 30, 2005

Exfuckingactly 

Word used as a combination of "Fucking" and "Exactly" in order to add emphasis on to your sentences or phrases.
-Dude isn't this video-game super radical?
-Yo, that is exfuckingactly what I said!

-Crack is not really bad for your health.
-Exfuckingactly!....wait what?!?!
Exfuckingactly by Mr.Guakala April 17, 2009

efuckingxactly 

When something isn't just exactly the case but it's exactly the fucking case. Used as a sign of agreement, support or just a way to say "Hey I was thinking the same thing!"
"Dude, guess what i'm thinking"
"Bananas. No giraffes. Wait banana giraffes!"
"efuckingxactly Stan"

"You know that gravity thing, it's fucking useful"
"Efuckingxactly"
efuckingxactly by P3h15t0r1c March 20, 2015

ear fucking 

When one's excessive talking boils to the point of exhaustion for the recipient. For the person who receives this audible impaling, a meltdown incurs and hostile actions goes into affect.
"you've been Ear Fucking me for the past 3 hours, shut the fuck up before I knock you out"
ear fucking by Krumbz March 2, 2008

ear fucking 

the action of fucking ones ear
i want to do some ear fucking
ear fucking by izzyman1200 July 16, 2018