eardrum assassin

Refers To Someone Who Annoyingly Talks TOO Much. Someone Who Never Shuts-Up.

Joe: Bla , BlaBla, Bla, Blabaabaabaa.

Dude; Will You STFU Your An "Eardrum Assassin"

eardrum assassin by DGringo October 1, 2009

Eardrum Rapist 

noun: a person who gets their kicks from deliberately forcing a horrible song into your head.

You have got to STOP singing that god-damn Bryan Adams song from the 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' soundtrack! You are an Eardrum Rapist.

Eardrum Rapist by 77jim April 26, 2011

Ranchy Ear Drum 

During the act of sexual arrousal, the male ejactulates into the female's ear. Moments later the male slides his finger into the orifice of the ear and gently pushes the remains furhter into the ear, causing the ear drum to be completely covered with a white silky mess!

Dude, Brooke can't hear anymore bro! I gave her a ranchy ear drum, it's disgusting!

Ranchy Ear Drum by friendofthebeanmachine June 24, 2010

Earrumbler 

The act of pissing really loud while on the mic. Seriously. It’s not cool.

Person1:Dude get off your mic when your in the bathroom!
Person2:Excatly! Stop being a earrumbler!

Earrumbler by Gibblejits November 15, 2021

Eardrummer

To ram your penis in your partners ear over and over until you break through to the other side.

Man i gotta get surgery from getting eardrummed to hard, there was blood everywhere. He is the Eardrummer master!

Oh fuck man I was eardrumming my boyfriend last night after we just did a load of pcp, i got a little out of hand and now i'm being sued. Fuck who invented the eardrummer?!?!

Eardrummer by Dj token jew January 6, 2009

earcrumpet 

it's the feeling you get when you hear a track that is like honey being poured in your ear!

"man, have you heard the new track Midnight from Dan Villalobos - it's a total earcrumpet!

earcrumpet by Fodom April 17, 2016