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Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...
Ear cum by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
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earhumper 

a person that verbally pounds someone with stories, and useless information about things you don't care to here
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.
"All I wanted to say was hello, and he turned into such a earhumper."
earhumper by Heller December 6, 2006
A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.
"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"
ear cum by twoeazy November 7, 2012
That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench
Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”
ear cum by Dottie Demento May 29, 2007

Earrumbler 

The act of pissing really loud while on the mic. Seriously. It’s not cool.
Person1:Dude get off your mic when your in the bathroom!
Person2:Excatly! Stop being a earrumbler!
Earrumbler by Gibblejits November 15, 2021

ercument 

Ercument is someone who you cannot trust no matter what. He would always use your weaknesses against you and would not stop till he kills the last piece of humanity and kindness in your heart. You should start run away when you see an Ercument for your own sake. It could seem funny when it is not you who Ercument targets but you better be prepared to control your tears when it is you.
Who the f*ck has invited Ercument?
I could not stop crying when Ercument brought up those pictures of mine last night.
Ercuu, Ercuuuuuu...
ercument by lemonwetwipes May 6, 2021