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When a track is so juicy that it makes your ear cum

Aaron: Did you listen to the new $uicideBoy$ Track
Chris: Yes, Ruby's Part is earcum

earcum by bmby July 1, 2021

Words you can keep

Ear cum

Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.

EAR CUM LAD AN I'LL SHOW YOU MY TOOLBOX
Daddy I'm scared...

Ear cum by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016

Related Words

ear cum • Earrumbler • ercument • earbummer • earcrumpet • earcuddles • earhumper • ear cuddling • ear humping • ear cunnilingus

earhumper

a person that verbally pounds someone with stories, and useless information about things you don't care to here
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.

"All I wanted to say was hello, and he turned into such a earhumper."

earhumper by Heller December 6, 2006

ear cum

A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.

"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"

ear cum by twoeazy November 7, 2012

ear cum

That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench

“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”

ear cum by Dottie Demento May 29, 2007

Earrumbler

The act of pissing really loud while on the mic. Seriously. It’s not cool.

Person1:Dude get off your mic when your in the bathroom!
Person2:Excatly! Stop being a earrumbler!

Earrumbler by Gibblejits November 15, 2021

ercument

Ercument is someone who you cannot trust no matter what. He would always use your weaknesses against you and would not stop till he kills the last piece of humanity and kindness in your heart. You should start run away when you see an Ercument for your own sake. It could seem funny when it is not you who Ercument targets but you better be prepared to control your tears when it is you.

Who the f*ck has invited Ercument?
I could not stop crying when Ercument brought up those pictures of mine last night.
Ercuu, Ercuuuuuu...

ercument by lemonwetwipes May 6, 2021

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026