a person that verbally pounds someone with stories, and useless information about things you don't care to here
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.
That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench
Ercument is someone who you cannot trust no matter what. He would always use your weaknesses against you and would not stop till he kills the last piece of humanity and kindness in your heart. You should start run away when you see an Ercument for your own sake. It could seem funny when it is not you who Ercument targets but you better be prepared to control your tears when it is you.
Who the f*ck has invited Ercument?
I could not stop crying when Ercument brought up those pictures of mine last night.
Ercuu, Ercuuuuuu...