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Ear cum
Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
Ear cum by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
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ear cum • Earrumbler • ercument • earbummer • earcrumpet • earcuddles • earhumper • ear cuddling • ear humping • ear cunnilingus
earhumper
a person that verbally pounds someone with stories, and useless information about things you don't care to here
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.
ear cum
ear cum
That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench
“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”
ear cum by Dottie Demento May 29, 2007
Earrumbler
Earrumbler by Gibblejits November 15, 2021
ercument
Ercument is someone who you cannot trust no matter what. He would always use your weaknesses against you and would not stop till he kills the last piece of humanity and kindness in your heart. You should start run away when you see an Ercument for your own sake. It could seem funny when it is not you who Ercument targets but you better be prepared to control your tears when it is you.
Who the f*ck has invited Ercument?
I could not stop crying when Ercument brought up those pictures of mine last night.
Ercuu, Ercuuuuuu...
I could not stop crying when Ercument brought up those pictures of mine last night.
Ercuu, Ercuuuuuu...
ercument by lemonwetwipes May 6, 2021
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
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EBK
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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