Exactly what you'd expect, a yorkshire person gets confused by a mirror and says come 'ear backwards.
by Crumpet bucker October 28, 2016
by twoeazy November 8, 2012
That fowl smelling wet substance that stays on your earring post after removing from one’s ears. A distinctly fowl human smell, some find themselves oddly compelled to keep smelling the residue because of its unique stench
“Immediately after picking up my earring off the ground, Taekia said she hoped she hadn’t any ear cum on her fingers”
by Dottie Demento May 14, 2007
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