earhumper

a person that verbally pounds someone with stories, and useless information about things you don't care to here
about. In most cases the earhumper is intelligent but lacks friends to talk to.

"All I wanted to say was hello, and he turned into such a earhumper."

by Heller December 6, 2006

earbummer

when a wet dick goes in your ear

Im not in the mood for an earbummer right now.

by jackie and lindsay October 24, 2003