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ear raped 

Ear Rape
(verb)

when a male takes his penis and tries to force it to another's ear. It is not meant to give pleasure; It is meant for torture and pain. It's meant for a male to hurt someone and its rape only into the ear. The person getting it forced into the ear can be another male or a female. Ther male forcing it into the ear could also be a shemale
R: Did you hear about that 16 year old lady who was ear raped by that 55 year old man?!

T: Yeah! I can't believe it! It must've hurt a lot and I hope shes okay.
ear raped by BVBSixx June 21, 2014

Ear Rape 

Ear Rape is a term used to define distorted or very loud sound clips or songs that pop out on youtube or flash videos, generally screamers, youtube poops or montage parodies, even it is generally being included as jumpscare on screamers, it can be also intended to be annoying or ear damaging.
Me (on YouTube): OK! Time to watch my daily amount of Ear Rape!

10 minutes later...
Me: Welp, fuck! my ears are bleeding!
Ear Rape by LemonSucker99 March 6, 2017

Ear Rape 

See: Justin Beiber
Friend:*plays baby*
You:SHUT OFF THAT EAR RAPE!!!
Ear Rape by Sunvabish August 29, 2010

Ear Rape 

In verbal electronic communication (ventrillo, skype, teamspeak, etc), when a person speaks/plays a sound, usually to annoy/antagonise the other listener(s), at such a high volume and/or pitch that can damage the listener(s) hearing/speakers.
I was on my game's vent server and this raider kept comming and and giving us ear rape! I threw my headphones down in a panic and they broke!
Ear Rape by Bigmacattacks July 24, 2006

Ear Rape 

When you have music so loud and terrible that its power takes form in the shape of a penis, said penis then shoves its self rapidly and abrasively into your ear holes making you feel the urge to make it stop, make everything stop.
That ear rape hurts, make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!
Ear Rape by Guywholikespizza May 25, 2017

Ear rape 

A very loud bassbosted noise, music, or sound that is so loud it hurts to listen to
I was on YouTube and then a ear rape video came on now my ears hurt
Ear rape by Jookson910 February 9, 2018

Ear Rape 

Ear rape can be classified as an ear piercing noise, like bass boosted music or altered sound effects. Ear rape sometimes is underwhelming, were other times you will die from the noise.
I like to annoy my sister with some Fortnite ear rape.
Ear Rape by FortnutLover6699 December 19, 2018
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