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Having an erection whilst talking to a hot girl on a webcam. This is very common amongst virgins who would first like to explore the sexual side by not getting any infections.
Yo, when I walked in to my room mate's room, he was popping an e-boner with this mighty fine white chick.
e-boner by IdiotGuy October 16, 2007
Related Words
eboner • boner • thing-e-me-bober • Bo(e)rat • EBONERD • e • E-Boy • E.M.A • e-tard • E-bay

thing-e-me-bober 

Thing-e-me-bober is a word often used when someone doesn't know the name of the object they would like to talk about and/or comment on. *NOTE* Some people may take offense to to this word because it is deriged from the word thing-e-me-chose.
What's that thing-e-me-bober??

Nice thing-e-me-bober.

Is that a thing-e-me-bober?

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thing-e-me-bober by Taylor M.S March 31, 2005
Usually an "emo;" listens to typical "emo" or "myspace scene" music. Tends to fancy little boys called Alex, whom tend to be on the dole
1: "Did you hear about that Eboner?"
2: "Is she the one who likes dole dossers?"
1: "Yes, and emo/myspace cult."
Eboner by Gregory cummings January 27, 2007
1) The *nerdy* reaction to something internet-related that that person finds amazing.

2) A cheat for something internet- or computer-related, that will cause it to seem better.
Guy 1: Wow, I just did this benchmark on my PC. I got an eBoner!

Guy 2: You cheated, didn't you? GTFO!
eBoner by -Fosco December 19, 2011
Sup eboners?
A combination of the words "ebony" and "nerd." It is used to describe a black nerd or by a self-identification by black nerds. This term was first coined by the creator of Ebonerd.com and popularized through facebook.
Both Steve Urkel and Carlton Banks are Ebonerds.
EBONERD by 504507310 June 22, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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