A general disturbance of the groinal area in mainly male humans due to one of the following:

1) Seeing a hot biatch

2) Doing too much weed
3) Getting priapism
4) Being weird
5) One word: Handkerbate

1) OMG that chick is sooo flamin' hot its maaajor trouser disturbance time

2) Duuuuude...i'm like soooo stoooned...hey whats that in my pants?

3) Ow! This trouser diturbance hurts the shit outta my d*ck

4) Ging gang gooolie woolie bonga bong-shaka-laka...oooh is that my little sausage getting up?

5) Ok i draw the line at giving an example for handkerbation. look it up on this site for f*cks sake!

Trouser Disturbance by Blixmeister May 19, 2009

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felt a disturbance in the Force

A variation of a famous quote fron Star Wars. It's used to justify a great coincidence or amoment of luck, eg. when you arrive to a place at the exact moment something interesting happens.

X: Dude, you came from the kitchen just in time to watch the touchdown!

Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.

felt a disturbance in the Force by zealot_08 July 8, 2010

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disturbance in the Force

A Sly way of announcing that you have are aroused and may need to leave the room...

Dude: Oh well that`s not good
Sister: What?
Dude: The movie is causing uhh a disturbance in the force...
Sister: Eeeew!!!

disturbance in the Force by Mjax Majoran January 27, 2016

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ED (Emotional disturbance)

emotional attack, non reasonable attempt to create unbalance of emotions. A drama queen, jelousy of other that always attempt to hurt others feelling

he gave me ED (Emotional disturbance) becuase he is not a nice person.

ED (Emotional disturbance) by RHOMulettes April 24, 2010

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