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dyslexified

the act of transposing letters or numbers
Dude I tried to remember that chicks telephone number but somehow I must have dyslexified them. All I get now is a pizza joint.
dyslexified by oilcan905 August 26, 2009
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Dyslexified

When a person mixes up the words in a sentence hardcore.

"How dyslexified is that sentence?"
Original sentence: "Entering Data at the station with David"

Dyslexified sentence: Entering David at the Data with Station"
Dyslexified by Leah October 6, 2004

dyslexified

past tense of a dyslexic action.
my friend asked if James Earl Jones' name was Earl James? so I told him that he dyslexified the first and middle name but forgot the last name.
dyslexified by KW420 October 5, 2012

Dyslexified

The past tense of the act of mixing up letters, words, or numbers.
I told Craonile that I was only half wrong ...Oops I meant Caroline, I must have dyslexified her name.

Desexified 

When you have known a person for too long or they are of a certain kind so you have a moral dilemma to not fuck them.
I would have sex with her, but she is my sister so she is Desexified
Desexified by Jakops0234 February 12, 2018
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A)
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