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dysfenestration 

The act of sending a message in the wrong IM window (or tab) so that your message gets sent to the wrong person.
Dude1999: "You're so hot."
Mom1234: "Wat"
Dude1999: "Oh crap I meant to send that to my girlfriend"

This is a classic example of dysfenestration.
dysfenestration by tclark101 July 13, 2011
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defenestration 

The act of bodily thowing a person out of a window. Defenestration is best executed from a third story (glass) window as it breaks bones but allows the defenestree to limp away.

Defenestration first officially happened at the Defenestration of Prague in 1618, leading to the start of the 30 years war.
"I was told not to shoot the king's messenger, so I defenestrated him; he broke both legs. I do believe the king got the message."

"Gee, Larry, I haven't seen a good old-fashioned defenestration in a while."

defenestration by miss gunn April 27, 2008

defenestration 

The art of hurling the nearest problem out of a window.
Defenestration of a human out of a 30th story window has a vicious tendency to create a mess that the police are not to keen on cleaning up.

defenestration 

v. The act of throwing something or SOMEONE out of a window.
on witnessing the disposal of a cigarette from the window of a moving car: "That was a heinous act of defenestration!"
defenestration by Blaine September 6, 2003

defenestration 

defenestration by Daae Diva March 30, 2005

almighty defenestration 

1. The act of surpassing sexual goals in such a manner that they have been thrown out a window.
After having had 12 orgasms in 3 hours, she set a goal of 42 orgasms in 24 hours only to commit almighty defenestration by having 50 orgasms in 3 hours.

Defenestration 

Davy: Joe called me a little baby

Michael: then commit defenestration and throw that mf out the classroom window

Davy: ok
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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