dyingbetes 

Deathly ill.

My man Moose caught mad case of dyingbetes.

dyingbetes by SingleSpaghetto October 8, 2019

Dinobetes

Dinobetes was the cause of death of all dinosaurs. Also known as diabetes it killed many dinosaurs.

The death of dinosaurs were not caused by Jeff Goldbloom, but by dinobetes.

Dinobetes by Cinnamim February 28, 2017

Dinabetes 

n. a nervous system disorder that occurs when excessive consumption of fossil fuels disrupts circadian rhythms.
(ie. feelin' gross after many nights of staying up late with the lights on).

Symptoms include tiredness, craving of carbohydrates, and use of the cliché "burnin' the midnight oil."

Often leads to endocrine system disorder known as Diabetes.

I tip my hat to carolling.
Anytime, anywhere.
But the moon setting on
Christmas lights, kinda
gives me type II Dinabetes.

Dinabetes by cotterindustries December 16, 2008