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Dickstracted 

adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.

2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
Dickstracted by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008

dickstracted 

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.
The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.
dickstracted by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016

dickstracted 

when a man (or woman) is distracted by hot guy- typically at a bar or club setting
"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"

Dickstracted 

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)
Zack dickstracted me every day last week.
Dickstracted by Tradicktion April 2, 2016

Dicktracted 

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...
Dicktracted by nanipoo October 4, 2010

dickstracted 

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.
At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.
dickstracted by Carlbud September 1, 2013