dwoozer

A person with a large nose that is rather annoying, strange, or a total geek.

Look at that guy over there with his schnozz in his science book, what a dwoozer!

by HargetyBlargety November 13, 2023

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

Doozers

The name for the twitch streamer Foolish Gamers chat. They are fun and calming to be around. They also desperately need to be fed. They like fire and rioting against their streamer.

Doozers-Hup 2 3 4

by Skyren17221 March 7, 2022

droozer

a combination of the words "drunk" and "loser" which are usually said together as "drunk loser" but this, is far easier to say and rolls off the tongue with ease.

frat boy 1: MAN what happend last night? i woke up wearing a skirt, next to a fat chick, and couldn't find my car outside her apartment for like fifteen minutes.
frat boy 2: yeah you were a droozer last night if id ever seen one

by prk April 22, 2005

danglin doozer

smokeless tobacco.

i got a good ole danglin doozer in my lip.

by sunsparrow2009 February 7, 2009

Doozer

Little green people that where helmets and build towers out of radishes.

Why do you suppose doozers build the buildings doozers build?

by Matt Dow January 28, 2005

Doozer

A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."

by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013