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A person with a large nose that is rather annoying, strange, or a total geek.
Look at that guy over there with his schnozz in his science book, what a dwoozer!
dwoozer by HargetyBlargety November 13, 2023
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whoopie doozer 

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself
She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.
whoopie doozer by mosley88 April 19, 2019
The name for the twitch streamer Foolish Gamers chat. They are fun and calming to be around. They also desperately need to be fed. They like fire and rioting against their streamer.
Doozers-Hup 2 3 4
Doozers by Skyren17221 March 7, 2022
a combination of the words "drunk" and "loser" which are usually said together as "drunk loser" but this, is far easier to say and rolls off the tongue with ease.
frat boy 1: MAN what happend last night? i woke up wearing a skirt, next to a fat chick, and couldn't find my car outside her apartment for like fifteen minutes.
frat boy 2: yeah you were a droozer last night if id ever seen one
droozer by prk April 22, 2005

danglin doozer

i got a good ole danglin doozer in my lip.
danglin doozer by sunsparrow2009 February 7, 2009
Little green people that where helmets and build towers out of radishes.
Why do you suppose doozers build the buildings doozers build?
Doozer by Matt Dow January 28, 2005
A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."
Doozer by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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