Doozer 

Little green people that where helmets and build towers out of radishes.

Why do you suppose doozers build the buildings doozers build?

Doozer by Matt Dow January 28, 2005

Doozer 

A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."

Doozer by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013

Doozer 

n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.

Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.

Doozer by Andrewski July 23, 2006

Doozer 

A Doozer is a nickname given to a man that has sex with a lot of women. the word Doozer can also be a way to ask a friend if you had sex with her.

what a Doozer he is...

or hey bro did you Doozer last night?

Doozer by mandouh February 12, 2009

doozer 

A person that not only lives but aspires to live the main stream life. This includes a boring job done without passion, 2.4 children, an SUV and a house in the burbs. They just go along living out their lives as a backdrop to history and a study in the mundane. Originally coined from the industrious characters from Fraggle Rock that just went about their business mostly oblivious to the goings on around them.

She used to have a passion for science and she was going to change the world but somewhere along the way she got tired and turned into a doozer.

I used to bust my hump to get ahead but I decided to take the path of the doozer.

doozer by Phaje May 9, 2007

Doozer 

A massive crap.

Man I just took the biggest doozer!

Doozer by The man with an unknown name July 5, 2014

Doozer 

One of The Greatest Emo Bands on the East Coast.

Hey, did you hear Doozer's new album yet?

Doozer by Streetsim January 19, 2004