by Matt Dow January 28, 2005
A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"
Person 2: "No man, sorry."
Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."
Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"
Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"
Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"
Person 2: "No man, sorry."
Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."
Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"
Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."
by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013
n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.
by Andrewski July 23, 2006
A Doozer is a nickname given to a man that has sex with a lot of women. the word Doozer can also be a way to ask a friend if you had sex with her.
by mandouh February 12, 2009
by The man with an unknown name July 05, 2014
by Streetsim January 19, 2004
A Doozer is a cross between a dork and a looser. This word started from two teenage girls messing with words, and now their entire school says it. Though it should be spelled Dooser, since it is a slang term it's not.
by Nicoleycrap August 19, 2006