droozer

a combination of the words "drunk" and "loser" which are usually said together as "drunk loser" but this, is far easier to say and rolls off the tongue with ease.

frat boy 1: MAN what happend last night? i woke up wearing a skirt, next to a fat chick, and couldn't find my car outside her apartment for like fifteen minutes.
frat boy 2: yeah you were a droozer last night if id ever seen one

by prk April 22, 2005

droozer

a droozer is a drunk or drugged loser, someone who frequently needs to get high or drunk to have fun, and is therefore a loser.

Last nite I dodged a ton of droozers on the highway.

by Terronce January 12, 2008

Snoopy Droopers

Snoopy Droopers are boobs that are so saggy that they look like Snoopys nose. Long, and droopy!
I heard the word on Love Line a few weeks ago, a drunk guy was slurring nonsense and Snoopy Droopers came out in all the nonsensical crap he was saying.

OMG look at her boobs they are soooooo saggy she must have Snoopy Droopers!

by Dark Sapphire February 13, 2013

hairy drooper

A naked woman who is blessed with huge mammoth size low hanging breasts (that may feature significant stretch marks), tailored with a monstrous hairy trampoline between her legs that prevents any exposure of camel toe or such. Species often found in popular 70's pornographic magazines.

She's a fine hairy drooper that one...

by Gripping journey January 23, 2018

whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 19, 2019

Doozers

The name for the twitch streamer Foolish Gamers chat. They are fun and calming to be around. They also desperately need to be fed. They like fire and rioting against their streamer.

Doozers-Hup 2 3 4

by Skyren17221 March 7, 2022

Shoe Drooler

An idiot, moron or other individual of low intelligence usually characterized by a having a blank stare, mouth gaping wide open and saliva dripping to the floor

Mikey had no idea that Washington DC was the capital of the United States...what a shoe drooler!!!

by milton July 19, 2003