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Deintercourse 

What a cop tells you to do when he catches you have sex in a car.
Cop: (Taps window with flashlight) hey you two you better deintercourse.

Me: oh shit Becky cops are here

Becky: Damn, I’m not about that life

Me: alright I am going to deintercourse now.
An idiot, or a stupid tool. Someone who isn't cool or is just plain LAME.

OR

Someone who is a complete waste of effort or time.
"Man, Rick is too much of a pussy to ask Sarah out. What a dointer."

"Rick ain't never gonna get any...dointer."
dointer by hip to the jive April 11, 2010
When your damn printer won't work/dies 20 minutes before your 20 page paper is due.
Bob: God I hate this dinter! I'm going to fail!
Dinter by loveshams July 22, 2008

dinteresting 

I watched a special on astronomy. It was dinteresting .
dinteresting by Vinspal September 22, 2020
To dwitter is the act of twittering while drunk. While your friends may find if fun, it may turn a fun evening into an CLM if your manager follows you on twitter.
I really need to stop dwittering when out with my friends.
dwitter by foreme October 3, 2009

dinterview 

when taken out on a dinner while also being interviewed
that big company asked me if i wanted to go to applebees for my dinterview