Deintercourse

What a cop tells you to do when he catches you have sex in a car.

Cop: (Taps window with flashlight) hey you two you better deintercourse.

Me: oh shit Becky cops are here

Becky: Damn, I’m not about that life

Me: alright I am going to deintercourse now.

by The deintercourser May 10, 2019