Deintercourse 

What a cop tells you to do when he catches you have sex in a car.

Cop: (Taps window with flashlight) hey you two you better deintercourse.

Me: oh shit Becky cops are here

Becky: Damn, I’m not about that life

Me: alright I am going to deintercourse now.

Deintercourse by The deintercourser May 10, 2019

Dinntercourse 

The act of having sex during a meal, with food or at a food related place.

Chef: Do you want to go in the back?

Waittress: Why?

Chef: I'd love to have dinntercourse with you.

Dinntercourse by Jabro May 7, 2014

Dinnercourse 

Noun: Bringing your lady out to dinner to warm her up and then you take her home and score.

I want to get laid tonight, so I'm taking Nathalie out for a Dinnercourse.

Dinnercourse by imago44 November 26, 2010

dinnercourse 

upon the purchase of a meal for a significant other, then one has the expectation of sexual favor.

Last night I took this hot chick to arbys and we had some dinnercourse.

dinnercourse by Hilldebrender January 1, 2009