dutuf

do u think ur funny

person 1: hey what time is it
person 2: ur mom 😂

person 1: dutuf 😐

by cacapoopyy November 19, 2023

DUTF

DUTF is the short way of saying:
double U T F = what the fuck (double U = W).
Nobody knows why a person would use this, because WTF is shorter and easier.

1: WTF dude, you killed him.
2: Oh, that's ok, my mom said I could.
1: DUTF??

by ko3kenbakker February 18, 2009

dtuff

A drug substance derived from opiates, with a high amount of fatalities when used.

"Hey bro, wanna smoke some dtuff?"
"nahh man, didn't you hear about the kid who died from that last week?

by angrymanondrugs May 20, 2010

Duuff

(An adjective that stands for someone/thing should all ready know the meaning to the answer)

An example is: Your a duuff (you should already know the true meaning of christmas.)

by Jeff Kindle December 5, 2017

dutflix

verb - used to delineate between official report to the people and those that are of gossip or rumor value

I should have read my lessons instead of watching that late night dutflix .

by Orak November 18, 2021

Dtuff

A great website used for advertising in New Zealand

Hey man I just advertised on Dtuff.co.nz

by Reef Urban September 2, 2014

Dutfucked

Stranded due to ill-conceived on-the-fly immigration policy decisions.

Hey there's a dentist shortage in Australia but all the foreign teaching dentists are being sent home. Well, Melbourne Dental School will be Dutfucked then.

by Lady Beefcake September 30, 2017