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person 1: hey what time is it
person 2: ur mom 😂

person 1: dutuf 😐
dutuf by cacapoopyy November 19, 2023
Words you can keep
DUTF is the short way of saying:
double U T F = what the fuck (double U = W).
Nobody knows why a person would use this, because WTF is shorter and easier.
1: WTF dude, you killed him.
2: Oh, that's ok, my mom said I could.
1: DUTF??
DUTF by ko3kenbakker February 18, 2009
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A drug substance derived from opiates, with a high amount of fatalities when used.
"Hey bro, wanna smoke some dtuff?"
"nahh man, didn't you hear about the kid who died from that last week?
dtuff by angrymanondrugs May 20, 2010
(An adjective that stands for someone/thing should all ready know the meaning to the answer)
An example is: Your a duuff (you should already know the true meaning of christmas.)
Duuff by Jeff Kindle December 5, 2017
verb - used to delineate between official report to the people and those that are of gossip or rumor value
I should have read my lessons instead of watching that late night dutflix .
dutflix by Orak November 18, 2021
A great website used for advertising in New Zealand
Hey man I just advertised on Dtuff.co.nz
Dtuff by Reef Urban September 2, 2014

Dutfucked 

Stranded due to ill-conceived on-the-fly immigration policy decisions.
Hey there's a dentist shortage in Australia but all the foreign teaching dentists are being sent home. Well, Melbourne Dental School will be Dutfucked then.
Dutfucked by Lady Beefcake September 30, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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