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dutch run 

when it's someone's birthday and that person takes advantage of the coffee company Dutch Bros' policy where you get a free drink on your birthday by going to multiple Dutch Bros stands on the same day
Do you wanna go on a dutch run with me, I'll give you a free drink!
dutch run by itechnologies May 23, 2020
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dutch-runner

occurs while a male is holding is penis and another person, either male or female, moves his fore-arm in an up and down motion as to cause "second hand masturbation", however if a male is giving another male a dutch runner neither male is gay unless they are engaging in a double-dutch-runner
Shelly walked in on Tom giving Neil a dutch-runner.
dutch-runner by rjg5102 December 21, 2008

Dutch Runner 

Masturbation in such a manner as the masturbatee holds his own member while someone else (the mastubator) works the arm.
My arm was really tired last night so Jennifer gave me a dutch runner.
Dutch Runner by heyoot March 31, 2009

dutch runner 

you put your hand on your dick. while you have another friend work your arm for you.. It's completely not gay.. its you getting wanked by a friend.
Jeff_Damaori: Danny, will you give you give me a dutch runner?
Danny: Of course.. Want to do a double dutch?
dutch runner by LocaL_tiger January 1, 2009

double-dutch-runner 

similar to the dutch-runner but instead this involves two males each giving each other a dutch-runner, this does make those engaging in the double-dutch-runner gay since they are both doing it to each other.
Sally walked in on Hank and Norm doing a double-dutch-runner, thus finding out her husband was gay and shot herself.
double-dutch-runner by rjg5102 December 21, 2008

dutch runway 

A Dutch Runway us the name for the toilet paper that you lay out on the floor to shoot your load on to. The sheets conveniently allow for a rudimentary measuring device.
I was thinking about your mum with my last Dutch Runway. Man, that bitch gave me a 8 sheeter.
dutch runway by Rudemark March 14, 2020

Reverse Dutch Runner 

This is the same as a Dutch Runner only the hands of each person are switched.
Bro I just got a Reverse Dutch Runner from this prostitute last night best $10 I ever spent.
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