Dutch Person

A Dutch person is a special type of person, who lives in a shack filled with cockroaches. He will yell at Phons and Rijk, and play fortnite with Bowie and leave him in the storm. He carries Hockey teams and is related to Big Boy Van Dijk and lives in the Negerland and smokes weed and eats babies. Everyone wishes they could be as special as a Dutch Person. Dutch Person marries Lil Tay and has a dusty.

A hope that Dutch Person will take a Bailey on camp

Dutch Person by Mr Lo November 10, 2019

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Dutcherson

Dutcherson Is a dog with an abnormally sized head. The dog is nicknamed HR bc the dog forces a safe environment in the house. The dog ends up moody If they don't get morning, afternoon and night naps, even if the dog does get their naps they will still be moody. The dog has a temperament issue. The dogs food is their number 1 priority.

His name is dutcherson Arthur.
Hey man, your dog is a total dutcherson.

Dutcherson by Espiri March 20, 2022

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Dutch Person • Dutcherson • Dutch • Dutch oven • Dutch Rudder • Dutch Windmill • Dutch treat • Dutch uncle • dutch boy • Dutch Breakfast

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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