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dutch hat
Famed for being mentioned on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, a Dutch Hat is when your partner wears a toy windmill on their head and you urinate on the windmill causing it to spin.
Traditionally the urinator would wear wooden shoes as to not step in his own urine.
Traditionally the urinator would wear wooden shoes as to not step in his own urine.
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Dutch Hat
Dutch Hat by Pleasejustgoaway July 20, 2012
Dutch hat trick
A sporting term in the game cricket term signifying a bowler taking 2 wickets in 2 successive balls. This is a significantly lesser achievement than taking an actual hat trick which is when a bowler takes 3 wickets in 3 successive balls. It is often used tongue-in-cheek to either hype or gently mock the bowling performance. It can be used in other sports or situations where "hat trick" is used but only 2 in-a-row of a thing occurs rather than 3 in-a-row.
Dutch hat trick by Dr Fischer of Geneva April 13, 2026
dutch hater
any1 who has dislike for the dutch or people from the netherlands, holland or whatever the fuck they like to call their country
dutch hater by sven December 9, 2003
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