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dutch ass 

Refering to the ass of Dutch, the famous treasure hunter. It means to be lucky.
"You got a fucking Dutch ass !!" (funny games)
dutch ass by KitchenBryan May 14, 2016
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dutch ass 

Refering to the ass of Dutch, the famous treasure hunter. It means to be lucky.
"You got a fucking Dutch ass !!" (funny games)
dutch ass by KitchenBryan May 14, 2016

dutch ass oven 

when you've just dutch ovened your girlfriend.
She pretends to go to sleep and after a few minutes she pretend to go to the bathroom and than suddenly she sits and farts with all off her ass in your face, and after 1 minute she goes back to sleep without saying a word.
Gross, got the dutch ass oven yesterday night
dutch ass oven by dada April 13, 2005

Dutch ass pianist 

A tall ass Dutch pianist, who is a smartass and misuses the word cracker.
Man this Dutch ass pianist just called my 1 year old son a cracker.
Dutch ass pianist by Emirat October 26, 2019

double dutch that ass

While doing doggy style sex the man crosses his arms in front then smacks the right butt cheek with the left hand and the left butt check with the right hand. While screaming double Dutch
Man sees a bountiful ass walking down the street and turns to his friend and says

“Ted I would totally double Dutch that ass

Braided Dutch Assist 

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.
Braided Dutch Assist by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets 

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.
You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.
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