Definitions by doubletrouble22

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets 

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009