A sexual act, when a lover farts in another lovers mouth while ejaculating on their chest. Also know as the Dutch Apple mustache ride
by Dr JBR February 6, 2010
this can be done by anyone as long as it involves two people, u start by inserting the index finger into the bumhole, work in your middle finger and so on with the ring and little finger, then the thumb gets involved, so u have to pyramid your hand to get the thumb in, once in the hand has to be forced past the threshold and once inside a fist is to be made, once your fist is form and turned into uppercut position, this is your apple, then with your other arm wrap it around their waist and pick them up, then thrust them with your apple untill they scream, what makes this dutch is u have a schmoke and a pancake afterwards
dutch apple dutch apple
by harris87 February 3, 2011
When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.
by zak allen January 2, 2010
When you bend a girl into the pile-driver position and put one ball in her ass and the other in her vagina. Then pop them both out.
by Chris Steezy September 10, 2007
The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.
by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016
by Gdawg15 June 27, 2015