Damn homegirl that gave me that dusty pirate key left a nail in my butt that im just feeling now....cus the coke wore off and is no longer numb...
by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019
Get the dusty pirate key mug.A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time
by The Friendly Nazi July 15, 2017
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