durkan

Someone who is of less common sense than most others. Sometimes, their stupidity is even surprising.

Dude, Jenny complained to the power department that they cut of her power.

She never paid her electric bill...

I know, she's such a durkan.

by R4N7O July 2, 2020

Jenny Durkan

The Seattle mayor who ordered children tear-gassed and political dissidents arrested while simultaneously talking about how important "dialogue with the community" is, and how evil Donald Trump was for threatening to have his soldiers come to Seattle to do exactly the same things that Durkan has been having her police department do this entire time.

If you missed the part of the Wizard of Oz where the Wicked Witch of the West became Mayor of the Emerald City, just look up Jenny Durkan.

by DrunkanDunkDog August 11, 2020

finley durkan

An idiotic boy who is willing to fuck any girl

Ooh that Finley Durkan boy is a fuckboy especially to Sienna

by finley durkan November 23, 2017

durian

Something you must eat.

You hate durian? Dude what's wrong with you?

by Mi_goreng May 3, 2023

bitchass durant

A nickname for Kevin Durant given by the 2k YouTuber, KrispyFlakes. This was given to KD because of his move to GSW

Durant: Finals MVP after a 2k challenge

KP: "....and there is bitchass durant with the Finals MVP

by B4ll3r77 June 2, 2017

Kevin Durant

to leave your team and join the team you can't beat

I want to win but my team is very weak, I want to Kevin Durant

by Unicornication July 10, 2016

Durian Smoothie

The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.

Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.

by mallary1117 February 22, 2021