A variation of the cupcake. This is when someone cups their hand over their anus during flatulence. Then proceeding to throw the newly caught intestinal wind into someones face. The Cupcake is then so successful that the receiver of the cupcake vomits.
by HouseN June 21, 2010
Someone who is of less common sense than most others. Sometimes, their stupidity is even surprising.
Dude, Jenny complained to the power department that they cut of her power.
She never paid her electric bill...
I know, she's such a durkan.
She never paid her electric bill...
I know, she's such a durkan.
by R4N7O July 2, 2020
The Seattle mayor who ordered children tear-gassed and political dissidents arrested while simultaneously talking about how important "dialogue with the community" is, and how evil Donald Trump was for threatening to have his soldiers come to Seattle to do exactly the same things that Durkan has been having her police department do this entire time.
If you missed the part of the Wizard of Oz where the Wicked Witch of the West became Mayor of the Emerald City, just look up Jenny Durkan.
by DrunkanDunkDog August 11, 2020
by finley durkan November 23, 2017
When someone behaves, speaks, or acts in such a lame, repetitive, irritating, yet evil manner that no other word in any other language that ever existed can describe the level of foolishness involved.
Friend 1: “OMG! Why did she slap that adorable, innocent baby in the face!?”
Friend 2: “Because she was durkaning.”
Friend 2: “Because she was durkaning.”
by Olympus Bitch May 17, 2018