Durkaning 

When someone behaves, speaks, or acts in such a lame, repetitive, irritating, yet evil manner that no other word in any other language that ever existed can describe the level of foolishness involved.

Friend 1: “OMG! Why did she slap that adorable, innocent baby in the face!?”

Friend 2: “Because she was durkaning.”

Durkaning by Olympus Bitch June 6, 2018

durking 

to go on a night out attempting to get with girls but end up creeping them out a little bit

'i fell into the trap of durking last night'

other abbreviations include 'such a durkin', or 'what a durk'

durking by achilles_heel February 27, 2013

Durating 

To represent how much time is left in something.

How long is this movie gonna be durating?

Durating by BatmansBukkake July 13, 2012

Duranting 

Leaving an already prosperous situation in order to bolt for a better one, much to the chagrin and hurt of the party that was abandoned.

Made infamous by Kevin Durant.

George left his hot wife to marry a supermodel. He was duranting.

Duranting by aragaki_shinjiro June 15, 2017

Dreaning 

The act of obsessive-compusively cleaning while intoxicated.

I'm ten shots in, but this place is a mess. Its time to start dreaning.

Dreaning by Jovins October 2, 2011

Obama Spill Darkening Solution 

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"

The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.

Obama Spill Darkening Solution by topmountain August 17, 2010

Durdaling 

To take to much time doing something.

would you stop durdaling

Durdaling by drinkingandthinking December 11, 2010