durche

(n). Intentional misreading of douche. Lessens offensive flavor of the original word. See douche

You're a jerkoff Paul. Just kidding, durche.

by FlavorEnslaver December 29, 2008

Durch

Royal Green Jacket/Rifles slang meaning whatever I have just said I mean to total opposite

Morning love........ your looking slim durch

by Rifleman59 April 30, 2010

Wank Durch

It means the complete opposite of what you just said.

How was that piss up last night? Yeh it was "WANK DURCH"
ie, it was a Top Top night.

by wallye2bad August 22, 2011

Vorsprung Durch Technik

The advertising slogan/strap line of German automaker Audi.

Often heard at the end of 1980s-era Audi commercials and cleverly adapted to suit the theme of the ad.

Example 1 - Audi 100 commercial set in New York City:
"Vorsprung Durch Technik, Durch Technik as they say in New York, New York"

Example 2 - Audi 100 commercial set around a German violinist:
"Vorsprung Durch Technik, as they play, in Germany"

by YYC_A4 January 12, 2009

Vorsprung Durch Technik

German for 'Progress through technology'. Apparantly.

'Vorsprung Durch Technik' wasn't on UD so I googled a definition and added it.

by Flippy_D April 30, 2005

Vorsprung Durch Technik

German for "Audi, sort-of kicking BMW ass since time immemorial". Also used to annoy Mercedes owners, in cocktail conversations.

Note that to drivers/owners of non-German cars, the phrase is a non-starter.

(...in traffic driving an Audi R8 )

: (honking) "Hey there mate!"

: (said "mate" looks across from his scheißeboxen, aka bmw )

: "Vorsprung Durch Technik, biatch >:E" (speeds away, at infinity mph)

by ImDizzle October 29, 2013

Vorsprung Durch Technik

The advertising slogan/strapline of German automaker Audi.

Often heard at the end of 1980s-era Audi commercials and cleverly adapted to suit the theme of the ad.

Example 1 - Audi 100 commercial set in New York City:
"Vorsprung Durch Technik, Durch Technik as they say in New York, New York"

Example 2 - Audi 100 commercial set around a German violinist:
"Vorsprung Durch Technik, as they play, in Germany"

by YYC_A4 January 12, 2009