dumpest 

the dumpest of the dumb.

like super dooper dumb.

so dumb, you're DUMP!

jack: hahaha, did you see me going through the wrong check out line?
john: YES mate! haha, that was the dumpest thing you've ever done.

dumpest by thelieisthetruth July 25, 2011

dumpster-diving 

(verb) The act of entering garbage dumpsters, often those closest to stores and grocers, in the hopes of finding and procuring food and/or merchandise that has been thrown away by the businesses. Acquired items are then either consumed or resold for profit. Possibly illegal in some states, dumpster diving has been given a bad wrap because of some divers lack of decent, courteous etiquette (i.e. throwing trash out of the dumpster and then never putting it back in the dumpster when finished.

Sometimes D.I. and Tonya would hit the jackpot when they went dumpster-diving. Why one night D.I. acquired a leather coat that the slick little bastard resold for some three-figured amount. Though frowned upon by some, dumpster diving could pay off beaucoup on some evenings.

dumpster-diving by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

Dumpstick 

Noun: A dildo used by gay males for anal play that becomes covered with traces of fecal matter.

Joe: Hey Frank, I want to go to town on your butt with our new dildo!

Frank: Are you crazy? We had dinner at Taco Bell! It would be a dumpstick disaster!

Dumpstick by Remodeler64112 November 13, 2017

dumpster pump

when two gay men sodomize each other in a back alley, commonly done wearing roller blades.

Oh look! There’s Joe Rogan dumpster pumping with Alex Jones!

dumpster pump by John graham April 9, 2019

dumpstrosity 

a crap that is so gigantic and terrible, it clogs the toilet and can be smelled from three blocks away

After winning the chili-eating contest, I barely made it to the bathroom to drop the dumpstrosity coming out of my ass.

dumpstrosity by werdsmith April 9, 2009

dumpster chow 

An item that doesn't work as it should or can't be fixed or isn't worth fixing. Something with out any value that can only be thrown away.

You think I'm low balling you well maybe I am , but I won't offer more than I can afford to throw away if it's dumpster chow. You want more money set it up so I can see it work.

dumpster chow by knowman January 7, 2012

dumpstered 

demolished; destroyed, generally in a competition such as a sport or a game

Brazil just dumpstered on the USA in soccer

Get dumpstered n00b

dumpstered by ZimmermanDidNothingWrong June 29, 2013