The act of informing one's peers on the texture, consistency, length, and general description of the sick dump they just took. The Bristol Stool Scale is the preferred nomenclature for any dumpdates given.
Verb:
1. Dan dumpdates us on his sick turds all the time. He's a real poop scholar.
Noun:
1. Here's the latest dumpdate, gentlemen. 3" T2 and a 3" T1 supercluster. Translators note: supercluster is exactly what it sounds like dumbass.
1. Dan dumpdates us on his sick turds all the time. He's a real poop scholar.
Noun:
1. Here's the latest dumpdate, gentlemen. 3" T2 and a 3" T1 supercluster. Translators note: supercluster is exactly what it sounds like dumbass.
by ukohaK May 15, 2014
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Get the dumpdate mug.A update that is so obvious that "duh" is the only possible response. Can be given in person but often comes in email form or on TV.
Mark: (In January in Michigan) it's really cold outside.
David: No shit, thanks for the duhpdate.
CNN Breaking News: Some Americans think Bush is worst president ever.
Mumbling response: Glad I get these duhpdate's from them.
David: No shit, thanks for the duhpdate.
CNN Breaking News: Some Americans think Bush is worst president ever.
Mumbling response: Glad I get these duhpdate's from them.
by jamison313 December 28, 2007
Get the duhpdate mug.Noun) A date that one purposely goes into to gain the satisfaction of dumping someone.
The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.
Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.
The length of the relationship can range from a breakup on the same day as the dump date, or months down the line.
Usually, the longer one maintains the relationship, the greater the satisfaction of breaking up.
Hey man, I'm going out for a dump date, it'll be a quick-fix though, I'll probably break up with her tonight, I don't have much time.
by meowfulcopter April 19, 2009
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When one or more people are in the same room as someone who is pooping, those previously stated are considered dumpmates .
When one or more people are in the same room as someone who is pooping, those previously stated are considered dumpmates .
Jan had to become dumpmates with her boyfriend when he was pooping, and she had to do her makeup in the same room as him in order not to be late.
by Arizona Concept August 8, 2016
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