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duhpdate

A update that is so obvious that "duh" is the only possible response. Can be given in person but often comes in email form or on TV.
Mark: (In January in Michigan) it's really cold outside.
David: No shit, thanks for the duhpdate.

CNN Breaking News: Some Americans think Bush is worst president ever.
Mumbling response: Glad I get these duhpdate's from them.
by jamison313 December 28, 2007
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dumpdate

The act of informing one's peers on the texture, consistency, length, and general description of the sick dump they just took. The Bristol Stool Scale is the preferred nomenclature for any dumpdates given.
Verb:

1. Dan dumpdates us on his sick turds all the time. He's a real poop scholar.

Noun:

1. Here's the latest dumpdate, gentlemen. 3" T2 and a 3" T1 supercluster. Translators note: supercluster is exactly what it sounds like dumbass.
by ukohaK May 15, 2014
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dumpdate

the act of updating your status while taking a dump.
guy: what took you so long in the bathroom?

dude: hey, go easy on me, i had to dumpdate...
by Walnut2011 October 18, 2011
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