a year later after you stopped seeing someone, you think everyone is getting on with their lives and then the crazy person you let go starts making trouble for you because it was this time last year they suddenly found out the world didn't revolve around them.
it must be my dumpiversary because my ex has gone through his phonebook telling tales outta school to people.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).