dump n jump

A crude yet surprisingly effective method of contraception in which a male ejaculates into a female and makes her do jumping jacks afterward until all of the semen has exited her body

Jane was out of bc pills so I had to hit her with the ole dump n jump last night!

by JackOffAllTrades95 June 01, 2019

Dump 'n' jump

Go straight from the toilet to the shower after taking a dump, without using toilet paper.

He didn't like to buy toilet paper, so he would dump 'n' jump.

by cowpiewi May 08, 2010

Dump 'n' jump

Taking a dump in a bathroom and leaving without wiping. Flushing is optional.

Bob: That guy is so freaking gross. He just dump 'n' jumped in the bathroom.

Joe: Glad I don't have to sit next to him all day!

Bob: .....yeah, well *I* do.

by TaciturnBadger June 15, 2011

Dump n jump

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.

Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”

by Juan Cena 21 September 26, 2019