Dumb and Dumber can't write for shit, but that's not suprising one of them wrote X-Men Origins Wolverine. GOT season 8 is complete garbage, Dumb and Dumber are going to ruin Star Wars next.

Dumb and Dumber by Spideyrule May 20, 2019

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Dumb and Dumber

A particular pair of TV writers incapable of understanding the basic principles of character build-up and story telling, and that when a plot is really good, it does not need to be explained in post-credit commentary footage. Formerly named by their mom's as David Benioff and Daniel Brett Weiss, now known worldwide as Dumb & Dumber, aka "D&D".

Guy A.: Wait, why does Deadpool have his mouth sewn in this movie?

Guy B.: Oh that's Dumb and Dumber's brilliant take on being original, instead of giving you the "Merc with a Mouth", they wanted to subvert your expectations by giving you The Merc WITHOUT a Mouth... In their heads it's so deep they probably feel compelled to explain it in additional director commentary footage...

Dumb and Dumber by -Symph- May 18, 2019

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Dumperdick Blues

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.

Dumperdick Blues by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

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Thumper Dumper Code Red

The most feared of the craps possible to take that will completely annihilate your anus and any toilet you are using to the point that there is no point of existing after this shear and unholy beast of a teard.

No one has ever survived the apocolyptic and devastaional strike of the massive and utterly ownageness power of the thumper dumper code red, except for me and I live to tell the tale.

Thumper Dumper Code Red by ThumperDumperCodeRedSurvivor January 21, 2012

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