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When you're taking a massive shit and the toilet water splashes into your asshole
Friend1: Bro I took a massive dumk and now my bootyhole got a rash
Friend2: Ew that is disgusting
Dumk by QWE123EWQ321QWE March 19, 2021
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A word commonly used to break an awkward silence.
Josh: Your mom is freakin' hot.
Chris: ...
Josh: ...
Chris: dumk.

dumk by Marco Sav. December 9, 2008
Related Words
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dumkompf 

german for dumb ass
dude, quit being such a dumkompf!
dumkompf by i_troll February 14, 2012
When someone calls a Charli fan a dunkin a name. Dunkins are kind people and this is used when someone hates on them.
Charli hater: Ewww look its a dumkin

Dunkins: Hey its dunkin to you
dumkin by that nice person February 3, 2021
I wish I was more of a dumkele
dumkele by Hbocmd February 17, 2018
A Dumkin is ugly fans of charli damelio they are the worst like wtf
Dumkin: the defition of little kids
Dumkin by anonymous February 9, 2021
person: what are dumkins

other person: stupid idiots who like charli damelio
dumkins by jakeopla February 9, 2021
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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