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Dueling Harmonica 

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.
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Hey dudeine, what's up?
dudeine by predinCZ May 16, 2011
The act of expelling excrement from ones anus, usually on a toilet.
I was just in the bathroom duceing when I realized there was no toilet paper.
duceing by McMonkeyPunch March 22, 2009
If you ever get the chance to a meet a Dulina don't let them go. They care so much about you. They would make you feel safe and comfortable any time. A Dulina usually has brown or green-ish eyes. Dulinas have a big heart and try to help people as much as they can. They dont get mad that fast but can get pissed off about some things. If u ever have a Dulina in your life they wont ever leave u and they will be loving you until the end of time.
girl 1# : Who's that cute young man over there

girl 2# : Thats Dulina obviously, such a nice guy
dulina by disckitten November 6, 2020

Dulcinea 

Derived from Cervantes' master piece Don Quixote. A woman who is of such astounding beauty, phsycally and mentally, that those who truly fall in love with such a person become illuminated with quixotic ideals.
David waits every morning to meet his Dulcinea, and catch some of the rays of light that shine from her eyes.
Dulcinea by David Bourne April 28, 2007

Dueling Batwings 

Slang Lesbian sex. like scissoring
I Walked in on these lesbians dueling batwings, it was the time of my life.
Dueling Batwings by brenten kelly January 17, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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