duceing

The act of expelling excrement from ones anus, usually on a toilet.

I was just in the bathroom duceing when I realized there was no toilet paper.

by McMonkeyPunch March 22, 2009

duceing

fucking around wit mutha fuckas

Stop duceing me out nigga

by DeVonTheDucer July 26, 2003

Ken-Duceing

(v). 1. the act of coming across a conflict and choosing to ignore it and avoid it until a solution is no longer sought

Everything

Stop Ken-Duceing

by Pettities+BLJ May 1, 2014

Ken-Duceing

(v). 1. the act of coming across a conflict and choosing to ignore it and avoid it until a solution is no longer sought

Everything

Stop Ken-Duceing

by Pettities+BLJ May 1, 2014

Rubber ducking

To describe your problems to a rubber-duck or other inanimate object. Common in software development, the act of describing your problem (as to a mailing list, friend, or a rubber duck on top of your monitor) often leads to finding the solution just a few moments later. In the mailing list case, rubber ducking would then be to mail the list again saying "Ok, that was dumb, but now I'm stuck on the part where...", then to discover THAT solution immediately after hitting SEND. Repeat, ad lib, fade.

"Sorry to spam the list -- I'm just rubber ducking, this morning. Problem solved. Nothing to see here, move along..."

by Chumette May 6, 2010

ducking ditch

This is what Google Talk to text interprets when you mean to say
Fucking Bitch

I hate you, I hope you die you ducking ditch

by NURSE HOLLY November 17, 2015

ducking

When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.

Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:

by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014