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dildosicle
A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).
dildosicle by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017
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dildoslurp
Brett: "I don't wanna go camping this weekend. Ugh."
Clem: "Yo, B, stop bein' such a dildoslurp. Go getcha gear and let's get dir-tay!"
Clem: "Yo, B, stop bein' such a dildoslurp. Go getcha gear and let's get dir-tay!"
dildoslurp by Geoff AF April 19, 2010
Dildostrouss
Males who act gay in certain situations, also when people look like they take a dildo up their anus.
Men who say homosexual sayings.
EX. Dude I love you shirt where did you get it from?
Men who say homosexual sayings.
EX. Dude I love you shirt where did you get it from?
Dildostrouss by Great BamGeno July 13, 2012
Dildosexual
Dildosexual by dildosexual August 19, 2021
musical dildos
When a group of girls line suction dildos on chairs and play music. Once the music stops each girl must hop on a dildo on a chair. But with one less chair and dildo then girls every round one person is eliminated.
Hey Carly I was wondering if you want to play musical dildos with the girls tonight?
Sure sounds great!
Sure sounds great!
musical dildos by Danglemaster March 19, 2014
Dildoscular
You may say something like this to a friend or person you know “Mathias you are so dildoscular” or you may say “that is so dildoscular”
Dildoscular by Mathiasisdildoscular December 23, 2018
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.