Dildoscopy 

The act of being bent over and plundered by a large glass dildo, allowing the contents of ones rectum to be easily viewed.

Good evening Mr Wang, (Gok of course) are you ready for your dildoscopy this evening?

Dildoscopy by TheFuckIsaPseudonym October 13, 2011

dildocopter 

The object of which is made by combining a dildo and an RC helicopter that when added together make the great collision we call today the dildocopter. Often produces humor as you fly it into unsuspecting peoples' faces. This may also be used as a sex toy but use caution as it may provide a harsh pain as used depending on the speed that you fly the helicopter.

Dildo Pilot: Oooh look imma get that annoying neighbor today with my dildocopter
*Pilot starts up the copter as he floats it across the street to hit the guy in the face*
Neighbor: WHAT THE FUCK DID A DILDO JUST SMACK MY FACE?!?!
*Dildo Pilot snickers as he walks away unsuspiciously*

dildocopter by Dildocopter October 23, 2013

dildosophagous 

A type of behavior derived from, the most inner, braincenter, of the solid, as a result of lacking in the qualifications to be called a real, live, sick, or penis. Meaning that in fact, said person, doesn't even meet the minimum requirements to be labeled a real sick; therefore he must settle for the subpar form, of that of a solid...

You:"Hey Fuckhead, would you quit acting like such a fucking 'Dildosophagous' all of the time..?"

The Imitation Penis:" Huh, what do ya mean..?"
You:"I mean, quit acting like such a lowlife, dumb, piece of shit, summing it up just quit being a godam Dildosophagous,,!"

dildosophagous by Bobbino7869 March 6, 2017

dickoscopy 

What doctors do when they insert a camera in your bladder by going through your penis.

A.K.A. "transurethral endoscopy" or "cystoscope"

I went to a urologist and he did dickoscopy to see what was going on.

dickoscopy by Holly Goodhead August 28, 2017